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To: Squantos

Aw, don't laugh at me. My pig-experience is limited to the scene in "The wizard of Oz" where Dorothy falls into the pig pen and almost gets trampled.


40 posted on 01/18/2005 8:50:19 AM PST by Incandesia (Please don't eat the Newbie)
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To: Incandesia

I laughing "with" ya.....never at ya........:o)

More so at the silly stories that FR seems to have more of these days...........

Stay safe !


41 posted on 01/18/2005 8:54:09 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Incandesia

Pigs are the little ones. Hogs are the big ones.


46 posted on 01/18/2005 9:03:20 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: Incandesia; TheMom



For the kids

A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.

Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.

Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?

The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."


73 posted on 01/18/2005 1:37:14 PM PST by B4Ranch (Don't remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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