Lucky old Billybob!
Favorite Saturday morning cartoon shows: Space Ghost, Josie and the Pussycats, although I only watched it for the plot.
C'mon over!!
Headlines in the year 2029
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California).
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White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwest United States crops and livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally ...... scientists stumped.
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Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslin dies in the American Territory of the Middle East, formally known as Iran, Afghanistan. Iraq is still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before
radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
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New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up Newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
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Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
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Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
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IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
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Joke that is going around Pittsburgh
(after his neighbors helped police bust a couple of burglars who were stealing jewelry from the home of Steeler WR Plaxico Burress)
Q) How do you know that the new Rolex that you bought on the street is hot and belongs to Plaxico?
A) Because it runs fast and has two good hands.
Hey, Big B! I've been waiting for this silly thing to get started!
Animal House: John Belushi's mouth is full of jello, and he says to one of the sorority sisters: Guess what I am?
And the answer is?
Looney Tunes.
I received a 4-DVD set of them as a Christmas present. A sure cure for what ails ya.
Is it me, or have most of today's threads been gay?
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GI Joe, Thundar the Barbarian, Snorks, Smurfs, Transformers, Bionic Six, He-Man.
Come on in. The water's fine.
