Joke that is going around Pittsburgh
(after his neighbors helped police bust a couple of burglars who were stealing jewelry from the home of Steeler WR Plaxico Burress)
Q) How do you know that the new Rolex that you bought on the street is hot and belongs to Plaxico?
A) Because it runs fast and has two good hands.
Now THAT is funny! Go Steelers! All the Way this Year!