Posted on 01/11/2005 10:20:09 PM PST by JustAmy
(((((Jen)))))
I started to listen to this but have not been able to, due to incoming work. It sounds like it's going to be "American Band", LOL!!! (I'll get to it eventually...)
; )
ROTF....quite an imagination!
A blondes apartment was on fire. She called 911.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency? Blonde: My apartment
is on fire! Operator: How do we get there?
Blonde: Duhh... a big red truck!
OK Meek.......where did you dig that up??:)
Where?
HERE
What?
What you just said it makes no sense,
What are you yelling out?
You used some words I saw them all,
But still no thought came out.
Im sure you meant to say something,
Oh please give me a clue.
Or is it just that you dont know,
What youre trying to do.
But since you really make no point,
This really must be said.
You make me think of animals,
With pancakes on their head.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 1/12/2005
:^)
OK Meek.......where did you dig that up??:)TheGrimReaper posted it on the WFTD thread a day or 2 back.
Bet you saw it there too, din't ya? :^)
I am a hoot. I love me for it ; )
No, but I'm glad you posted it here!
......he said in all candor......
; )
I just got my Girl Scout cookies today...did you order any Girl Scout cookies?...
Nope. I don't know any girls who are Scouts and I'm not working so nobody got to me this year. I'm a sucker for the Thin Mints. :)
I sold lots of Girl Scout cookies back in my day! Got the merit badge to prove it! hehehehe
Are you going to hang out with the DC Chapter during the parade? Hubby and I are going!! Looking forward to meeting lots of FRiends!
Our secret. hehehe
:^D
Thank you ma dear!
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.
The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?"
The coroner said, "No."
The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?"
"No."
"Did you check for breathing?"
"No."
"So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"
The coroner, now tired of the brow beating said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."
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Back after dinner. :-)
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