1 posted on
01/10/2005 9:37:01 PM PST by
Mr. Mojo
To: Mr. Mojo
True love never runs smooth.
2 posted on
01/10/2005 9:38:02 PM PST by
Mike Bates
(Start the New Year with a good book. Modesty prevents me from suggesting which one.)
To: Mr. Mojo
She needs better penetration in a target like that. Step up to FMJ's in something heavy and zippy like a .44. Jumbo will only leak butter if hit in less than vital blubber.
To: Mr. Mojo
She didn't shoot him, she was shooting in the other direction; his gravitational pull drew the bullet to him.
4 posted on
01/10/2005 9:40:35 PM PST by
Darkwolf377
(...drowning someone ...I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that... --Capt. Teddy)
To: Mr. Mojo
She should have just fed him to death.
5 posted on
01/10/2005 9:42:27 PM PST by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Mr. Mojo
What has to go on inside your head to be the girlfriend of a 600 pound man who beats you?
6 posted on
01/10/2005 9:42:34 PM PST by
spinestein
(Relax. Don't worry. Have a home-brew.)
To: Mr. Mojo
BTW, does anyone know where Michale Moore is right now?
7 posted on
01/10/2005 9:43:40 PM PST by
spinestein
(Relax. Don't worry. Have a home-brew.)
To: Mr. Mojo
Sharka?... more like Whalea;)
To: Mr. Mojo
Is this another .50 cal thread?
26 posted on
01/10/2005 10:02:35 PM PST by
Blue Collar Christian
(Take someone shooting with you every time . ><BCC>)
To: Mr. Mojo
He weighed 600 pounds and his name was Sharka?
<Seinfeld>
You know, when you name a kid SHARK-a, you're pretty much locking in his future.
</Seinfeld>
28 posted on
01/10/2005 10:04:56 PM PST by
Petronski
(Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
To: Mr. Mojo; WKB; selucreh; RebelDS; The Loan Arranger; Malichi; L98Fiero; ducks1944; ...
Missippy ping!
WKB, you'll like this one. ;o)
33 posted on
01/10/2005 10:07:42 PM PST by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: Mr. Mojo
Hard to believe there's someone out there who can't
outrun a 600-pounder.
Greenville: Such a Southern pearl. Not.
MM
36 posted on
01/10/2005 10:09:07 PM PST by
MississippiMan
(Americans should not be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness.)
To: Mr. Mojo
as a postscript to the story, note that it was written by
Amy Redwine.
40 posted on
01/10/2005 10:11:37 PM PST by
bitt
(Why didn't they shove Dan Rather out of the door in his underwear?)
To: Mr. Mojo
If what has already passed here doesn't get us banned from heaven (or at least a long sentence in purgatory) than perhaps this story from a few months ago of the obese woman fused to the couch will.
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html45 posted on
01/10/2005 10:20:39 PM PST by
spinestein
(Relax. Don't worry. Have a home-brew.)
To: Mr. Mojo
ROTFLMAO......This is where a bakers dozen of krispy kream doughnuts will take a fat girl and her sweety everytime .........the fight over that odd doughnut can be violent !
54 posted on
01/10/2005 11:10:06 PM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Boxsford; adb102; smokeyb
Another FR classic in the making. . .
57 posted on
01/10/2005 11:22:28 PM PST by
Badray
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown. RIP harpseal.)
To: Mr. Mojo
Was it this guy ?:-)
58 posted on
01/11/2005 3:09:09 AM PST by
freepatriot32
(http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
To: Mr. Mojo
600 pounds & she can't out run him?
68 posted on
01/12/2005 11:37:16 PM PST by
Feiny
(I take Southern Rock & I mix it with the hip hop.)
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