The Yank-offs will still be unable to win a World Series, even with an aging Randy Johnson and the two butt-buddies, Jeter and Rodriguez.
Ooooh, you Methetic Fans are getting awfully feisty with that Pedro signing and the Beltran almost-signing.
In the meantime, I guess we Yankee Fans will just have to be content with yet another (yawn) playoff run to glory with the Golden Boys (insert your joke here).
Yeah, they haven't won one in a whole four seasons now. An eternity, for sure. Who was the last team they beat again (in 2000)? The losers are sometimes difficult to recall.
......and the two butt-buddies, Jeter and Rodriguez.
How many Miss Universes has Jeter dated again? I suspect he's lost count by now.