Posted on 01/08/2005 9:45:02 AM PST by NatalieinCanada
Hi Everyone! I was wondering if anyone could help me out....Quite some time ago I read quite the letter posted on Free Republic. It went on for about 4 paragraphs and it was full of scathing language and the most incredible descriptions were used to insult this one person who posted an abnoxious comment on this site. I've been searching forever to find it but so far, so success...It was just so funny to read, I figure someone must have it saved somewhere, so if any of you remember such a letter, I would really appreciate it if you showed me where I could find it. Thanks so much!
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ For example:
Friends, countrymen, people who hate Ms. NatalieinCanada, lend me your ears; I come to bury NatalieinCanada, not to praise her. But first, let me pose you a question: Is NatalieinCanada actually concerned about any of us, or does she just want to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood? After reading this letter, you'll sincerely find it's the latter. As that last sentence suggests, the pressures and stresses that her habitués, who are legion, undergo lead them to cause one-sided rejoinders to be entered into historical fact. NatalieinCanada's grunts probably don't realize that, because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, she would like to see all of our individual liberties digest in the bowels of an all-powerful State. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that she is a myth-generating machine? We must also assert with all the sincerity of informed experience and the desperate desire to see our beloved country survive that I welcome NatalieinCanada's comments. However, NatalieinCanada needs to realize that her plaints are based on hate. Hate, conformism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life. What so many people find difficult to grasp is that by refusing to act, by refusing to deal with her appropriately, we are giving her the power to foster obstructionism at every opportunity. I mean, I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that I need your help if I'm ever to tell you things that NatalieinCanada doesn't want you to know. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, NatalieinCanada is the type of person that turns up her nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter, such as why it would be good for her to impale us on the pike of isolationism.You can make them much, much longer....Essentially, if we can understand what has caused the current plague of disorganized, brainless trolls, I believe that we can then nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. The point at which you discover that NatalieinCanada exhibits signs of arrested development is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that I, for one, want to unify our community. NatalieinCanada, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. We must set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own reprehensible ebullitions. In closing, all that I ask is that you join me to stop Ms. NatalieinCanada and tell NatalieinCanada what we all think of her -- and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use.
Without Bush, it'd all be a matter of time before more 9/11 instances and worse were occuring across N.America! Thanks for voting that man in! I just wish Canada had the thinkers America does to vote in someone so decent as Bush...God Bless America!
This is a quote from our friend to the north. Do you know why it proves she's not a troll?
Had an actual troll posted this, its keyboard would be so clogged with barf (the same reaction many of us have when reading Maureen Dowd) they would be unable to continue posting.
I'm sorry if my post implied I thought she was a troll... No hard feelings Natalie?
I just needed a name to fill in the blank on that site, and I used hers since she was the one asking if anyone knew where that other post was...
That is funny.
P.D. is a pilot, and probably, a break from FR is good for him.
Did the recipient reply? What brought this on? Any background on how this conflagration started?
I think I found this on FR last year, in some thread; can't remember exactly where or who posted it.
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