Fake testicles say more about your boyfriend than dog: Limbaugh: "Neuticles are just plain neat!"

Cambridge Chronicle - Ask the Dog Lady ^ | Rachel

[rface]

maybe we should send a pair to JF Kerry ..... who else could use a pair?....

hmmmmm. Hillary keeps Bill's in her "Lock Box" - I guess we should send a pair to Bill Clinton too. HaHa!

[Bigturbowski]

ROFLMAO... I bet Hillary chews on them and plays with them too... just like Magic!!!

[redheadtoo]

Bill doesn't need them as badly as John Kerry. You've got to know that Theresa has them locked up. Perhaps she lets Kerry look at them each month when she doles out his allowance money.

[Born to Conserve]

If you want a dog with no balls, you should get a female dog.

[Rytwyng]

Neuticles are the ultimate triumph of "symbol over substance".

Or as the authors of scripture might have phrased it, "having a form of manliness, but denying the power thereof... from such, turn away."

[NonValueAdded]

Let's look at this from Monty's point of view ... "Run, Monty, Run!!! She's already done it once!" But if you continue the relationship, just hang on to the neuticles ... I have a feeling you're gonna need them.

[HairOfTheDog]

Posted yesterday:

Ask Dog Lady: Fake testicles tell more about your boyfriend than your dog (very funny)

[ArGee]

who else could use a pair?

The GOP in the Senate?

Shalom.

[Big Digger]

Perfect thread for Friday. "Bring it on!"

[Cogadh na Sith]

This article is dog bollocks....

[Eagle Eye]

What do you want to bet that Dog Lady likes her men to be like her dogs?

[You Dirty Rats]

Personal opinion: I wouldn't be going out with a chick who cut off her dog's sack. That's how Lorena Bobbitt got started.

[midnightson]

I'm quite certain that if this dog worked for the City of San Francisco, his insurance would pick up the tab.

[HairOfTheDog]

If you want a dog with no balls, you should get a female dog.

Both should be fixed, unless you are a pro, or your breed's very existance depends on more puppies. We put down far too many good animals every year because people don't spay and neuter their family pets..

[Publius6961]

Somewhere, some teenagers with way too much time on their hands are having a chuckle-fest.

I have heard of many really stupid women, even met a couple, but this story does not pass the smell test, if you'll pardon the expression...

One hundred percent phony.

[Uncle Fud]

ArGee, these are artifical testicles, for display purposes only. Lott and Frist don't need these. In fact, they were part of the research study and received two of the first pairs of not-balls to be implanted.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

This thread was a waste of bandwidth yesterday as well.

[HairOfTheDog]

Personal opinion: I wouldn't be going out with a chick who cut off her dog's sack. That's how Lorena Bobbitt got started.

If she did it herself with kitchen utensils, you'd have a point.

[Earthdweller]

Dog gone that's funny. :)

[HairOfTheDog]

No meeting of good people for fun and conversation is a waste.