[rface]

maybe we should send a pair to JF Kerry ..... who else could use a pair?....

hmmmmm. Hillary keeps Bill's in her "Lock Box" - I guess we should send a pair to Bill Clinton too. HaHa!

[Bigturbowski]

ROFLMAO... I bet Hillary chews on them and plays with them too... just like Magic!!!

[redheadtoo]

Bill doesn't need them as badly as John Kerry. You've got to know that Theresa has them locked up. Perhaps she lets Kerry look at them each month when she doles out his allowance money.

[Born to Conserve]

If you want a dog with no balls, you should get a female dog.

[Rytwyng]

Neuticles are the ultimate triumph of "symbol over substance".

Or as the authors of scripture might have phrased it, "having a form of manliness, but denying the power thereof... from such, turn away."

[NonValueAdded]

Let's look at this from Monty's point of view ... "Run, Monty, Run!!! She's already done it once!" But if you continue the relationship, just hang on to the neuticles ... I have a feeling you're gonna need them.

[HairOfTheDog]

Posted yesterday:

Ask Dog Lady: Fake testicles tell more about your boyfriend than your dog (very funny)

[ArGee]

who else could use a pair?

The GOP in the Senate?

Shalom.

[Big Digger]

Perfect thread for Friday. "Bring it on!"

[Cogadh na Sith]

This article is dog bollocks....

[Eagle Eye]

What do you want to bet that Dog Lady likes her men to be like her dogs?

[You Dirty Rats]

Personal opinion: I wouldn't be going out with a chick who cut off her dog's sack. That's how Lorena Bobbitt got started.

[Publius6961]

Somewhere, some teenagers with way too much time on their hands are having a chuckle-fest.

I have heard of many really stupid women, even met a couple, but this story does not pass the smell test, if you'll pardon the expression...

One hundred percent phony.

[beezdotcom]

I wonder if Bob Barker recommends Neuticles.

[whereasandsoforth]

One would have to sell a lot of fake dog nuts to pay for a personal endorsement by Rush Limbaugh. Something tells me they took a Rush quote out of context.

[RichInOC]

I read this the first time and the most amusing part is when Magic discovers the Neuticles and thinks they're toys.

[beezdotcom]

My dog, Magic, was intrigued by them and tried to chew them and then tried to play with them.

I don't know why the BF was so upset about this. That's pretty much what the dog would have done to his natural pair - with the addition of licking.

[KidGlock]

[buffyt]

Kerry needs a magic spine too. Ha ha ha He always said what he thought the latest polls wanted him to say.

[Airborne1986]

You have to admit, it took a lot of balls for Monty to give those to his girlfriend.

[steplock]

idiot liberals --- well, in this case just the elf.alf.peta/aspca idiots.