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Does Baghdad Bob have a Twin? (Industrial Hurl alert!)
Jihad Unspun ^ | 4 JANUARY 2005 | Muhammad Abu Nasr

Posted on 01/04/2005 5:41:02 PM PST by fastattacksailor

The Consultative Council of Mujahideen of Fallujah has issued a communiqué concerning the nature and results of the fighting that took place between the occupation and the Mujahideen in the city between 6 November 2004 and 2 January 2005. The communiqué, a copy of which was obtained by Mafkarat al-Islam, gave reasons for the withdrawal of resistance forces from the northern neighborhoods of the city and from the al-‘Askari neighborhood in the city’s eastern section. It also gave a count of US and British losses as well as those suffered by the Mujahideen.

(Excerpt) Read more at jihadunspun.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fallajah; insane; ondrugs; spikedkoolaid; yougottabekidding
This really defies description. These folks are (in my Father's words) "smoking some good 'stuff' "

My Dad is retired Army, and is as I type this, sending a acid-tongued reply to these obvious loonies. I will post his reply when he has finished insulting them. The delusions you are about to read exceed only those suffered by the whack-jobs at the Democratic Underground, where I feel that this site has no doubt recruited a few press types.

1 posted on 01/04/2005 5:41:07 PM PST by fastattacksailor
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To: Former Dodger; broadsword; PJ-Comix; Fred Nerks

The DUmmies' relatives--FOUND!


2 posted on 01/04/2005 5:42:10 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: fastattacksailor
What a bunch of wack-job lunacy. Who wrote it... Bagdad Bob or some Chemist Creep or a Natural Jihadi? Did Dumbdring ghostwrite for them? Whatever could Spur someone to Sink so low? Did somebody newly convert into a follower of allah or Loose their Gonades? Though the Jihadis may struggle in Vailn to act like they have their act together, it is easy to see what freavaks they are. Anyone would have to be Real Stupid to believe a word they say.

LOL!
3 posted on 01/04/2005 6:37:38 PM PST by broadsword (The difference between Charles Manson and Mohamed is... exactly... WHAT?)
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To: broadsword; Former Dodger

The weirdest thing is that some WILL believe it---

My Old Man says if they smoke REALLY GOOD hash, they will get even better numbers.

Here's the fun email he sent to the hallucinating ones:


"You buffoons should spend less time beheading and
otherwise torturing and murdering people and spend
more time learning how to write decent propaganda.
The piece below only betrays your ignorance - or the
ignorance of your audience.

Some examples:

"More than 6,500 US troops killed and 700 more
wounded" - The ratio is seriously
out of whack, with too few wounded compared to the
claimed deaths. Of course, this figure could be true
if your beloved Mujahideen spend their time murdering
those incapacitated because of wounds. Come to think
of it, that is the way you barbarians behave.

"More than 1,350 tanks and armored vehicles destroyed
About 800 Humvees and personnel carriers destroyed" -
Make up your minds! "Personnel Carriers" are "Armored
Vehicles". You're counting the same claimed vehicles
twice?

"A large number of Americans and Britons captured,
some of whom were killed during escape attempts" - Why
not show some photographs of those captured? You
people generally love to document your maltreatment of
prisoners. I imagine this is just another figment of
your imagination, or more likely the hallucinations
brought about by your favorite diversions.

"41 aircraft, including three fighter planes, shot
down" - Again, how about some photos;
the helicopter in the photo on your site looks as if
it crash landed, probably because of a malfunction.

"200 US light and medium weapons seized, as well as
hundreds of scopes, bayonets, compasses, bullet-proof
vests" - with your claim of 6,500 Americans and 425
Brits killed, you should have retrieved thousands of light andcrew-served weapons from the battlefield.

You and your murderous brethren of pigs can go back to
your hashish. Perhaps you can do better at your
propaganda during your next period of hallucinating.

You are zanadiqa who should be put
inside the body of a diseased pig and left to rot
yourselves, along with the pig."


4 posted on 01/04/2005 6:54:39 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: fastattacksailor

"smoking some good 'stuff'" is putting it mildly in this case. Muhammad Abu Nasr, the nut that came up with this nonsense, doesn't have all of his dogs barkin'. Baghdad Bob could set down and take notes from this guy. I think Muhammed Abu Nasr might be Peter Arnett's replacement on CNN.


5 posted on 01/04/2005 7:14:16 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989

Speaking of Arnett, has anyone seen him lately?

;-)


6 posted on 01/04/2005 7:15:47 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: fastattacksailor

He is working at a British tabloid called The Mirror.
I can't find anything "recent" from him, however. Maybe he got fired for his propaganda there too.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=12795678&method=full&siteid=50143


7 posted on 01/04/2005 7:25:10 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: fastattacksailor; broadsword; Former Dodger

The connections between hashish, paradise and a whole heap of virgins, assassins, terrorism etc make interesting reading:
http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hemp/assassin.htm

Islam's clerics don't sound like they are drugged up the eye balls for no reason. Once it was hash, now it's the poppy. Terrorism and drugs in islam have a very long history.

Where else but in a drug induced haze would mohammad have gotten the idea from that allah was speaking to him? His biography shows that his nurse treated him with 'herbal remedies' when he had fits...wrapped him in wet, scented cloths to calm him...withdrawal symptoms, anyone?

Poor mohammad heard voices in his head. He heard them so often and for so long, he contemplated suicide. Schizoid? We all know don't we, what heavy 'pot' use does to some...

The mullah's and the imams raving...revelations from allah?
Yeah, sure, here; have another puff, see the face of allah, listen to him speak, follow me to paradise.

Didn't tests on the bodies of the brave insurgents in Fallujah show that most of them had drugs in their bloodstream? Arabs are cowards. Where does their 'courage' come from?

Methinks more often than not, out of a syringe.

Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD published in 1913. See My Page for link to pdf.


8 posted on 01/04/2005 8:21:38 PM PST by Fred Nerks (NO TO MUSLIM IMMIGRATION. NO TO MOSQUES. NO TO IMAMS. NO TO ISLAM.)
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To: Fred Nerks
Fred, I like your viewpoint as usual.

Amazing how the MSM fairly much ignored the whole "Smack-adeen" angle...most of their bombers are pretty bombed beforehand, too.

The strongest human instinct is to survive...these subhumans long for death.

9 posted on 01/04/2005 8:36:28 PM PST by Former Dodger ("A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight starts." Heywood Broun)
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To: fastattacksailor

Give dad a kiss for me FAS;)


10 posted on 01/04/2005 8:37:32 PM PST by Former Dodger ("A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight starts." Heywood Broun)
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To: Former Dodger

Hell, I'll even throw in a hug!

LOL!


11 posted on 01/04/2005 8:39:05 PM PST by fastattacksailor (The US without the UN is like not having your mother-in-law with you on your honeymoon)
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To: Former Dodger

"...these sub-humans long for death."


Well, because on the other side, in Paradise, that drug induced state of being, there will be hundreds of thousands of nubile, Helen Thomas look-a-likes to cater to your every lustful wish, whilst remaining perpetually virginal...and you will feel no pain, clear fresh water runs in abundance from endless wells, you will be dressed in flowing white robes encrusted with jewels, each brave young assassin will ride a magic fire breathing horse that has peacock fathers in its tail, (mohammad had one of those.)

The koran is really nothing more than a little of The Thousand and One Nights, some ancient desert lore, a bit of Babylonian astrology, some laws from the Code of Hammurabi, a smattering of the Old Testament, a pinch of the New Testament and a lot of mind altering substances.


The reason the MSM ignored this issue is no mystery to me. The brave insurgents fighting for their freedom from US domination are DRUGGIES? They arrive in Iraq provided with drugs-to-go by their Saudi & Syrian handlers?

Well, there goes our bias, we certainly can't print that!





12 posted on 01/04/2005 9:30:57 PM PST by Fred Nerks (NO TO MUSLIM IMMIGRATION. NO TO MOSQUES. NO TO IMAMS. NO TO ISLAM.)
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To: fastattacksailor

I just love your dad's email!


13 posted on 01/05/2005 10:56:45 AM PST by jan in Colorado
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To: fastattacksailor

"...gave reasons for the withdrawal of resistance forces..."

something to do with A) being dead, or B) fleeing like the cowards they are.


14 posted on 01/13/2005 4:03:36 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on January 13, 2005)
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