The weirdest thing is that some WILL believe it---
My Old Man says if they smoke REALLY GOOD hash, they will get even better numbers.
Here's the fun email he sent to the hallucinating ones:
"You buffoons should spend less time beheading and
otherwise torturing and murdering people and spend
more time learning how to write decent propaganda.
The piece below only betrays your ignorance - or the
ignorance of your audience.
Some examples:
"More than 6,500 US troops killed and 700 more
wounded" - The ratio is seriously
out of whack, with too few wounded compared to the
claimed deaths. Of course, this figure could be true
if your beloved Mujahideen spend their time murdering
those incapacitated because of wounds. Come to think
of it, that is the way you barbarians behave.
"More than 1,350 tanks and armored vehicles destroyed
About 800 Humvees and personnel carriers destroyed" -
Make up your minds! "Personnel Carriers" are "Armored
Vehicles". You're counting the same claimed vehicles
twice?
"A large number of Americans and Britons captured,
some of whom were killed during escape attempts" - Why
not show some photographs of those captured? You
people generally love to document your maltreatment of
prisoners. I imagine this is just another figment of
your imagination, or more likely the hallucinations
brought about by your favorite diversions.
"41 aircraft, including three fighter planes, shot
down" - Again, how about some photos;
the helicopter in the photo on your site looks as if
it crash landed, probably because of a malfunction.
"200 US light and medium weapons seized, as well as
hundreds of scopes, bayonets, compasses, bullet-proof
vests" - with your claim of 6,500 Americans and 425
Brits killed, you should have retrieved thousands of light andcrew-served weapons from the battlefield.
You and your murderous brethren of pigs can go back to
your hashish. Perhaps you can do better at your
propaganda during your next period of hallucinating.
You are zanadiqa who should be put
inside the body of a diseased pig and left to rot
yourselves, along with the pig."