[rockabyebaby]

Make the twit go away, how can one so useless get so much press?

[MahaMarty]

That'd almost be good enough to fake my own death...

[mollynme]

Don't you have to finish High School first? LOL

[beaversmom]

I heard her feet smelled like they had died on a plane a few weeks back.

[Spok]

She just needs to pick up a few prerequisites-like preschool.

[Delmarksman]

If true, It would last about as long as her first marriage.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Well, that's one way to shut down a failing pop career. Since she's still famous, she should just get a long-term gig in Vegas now, while she can still command a premium. ;)

[weenie]

Hey...it isn't every day a girl comes along who...you know...knows the art of making a shoe bomb...

[uglybiker]

Maybe I should send her some videos of nude jello wrestling. Maybe that'll inspire her.

[MotleyGirl70]

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

Bwahaha

[Free and Armed]

Basing your future career path on the misinformation tv gives is always a good thing. This should be good if it's true.

[TAquinas]

I didn't know Britney already had a college degree.

I mean, as a minimum don't you need a master degree to become a forensic scientist?

How can she "take a break" and become a forensic scientist unless she already has, as a minimum, an undergraduate degree?

[Cowboy Bob]

Was she inspired by CSI or CSI-Miami? CSI-Miami sucks.

[irv]

It sounds ridiculous but

There's a but? Oh, okay: But wouldn't it be nice if the girl went away from the headlines and actually did something useful in the world for a change?

Go for it kid! Don't let anybody stop you!

[LiteKeeper]

Yeah, that will happen.