Britney Gets Inspired By "CSI"

aol entertainment news ^ | Jan 4 2005 | BANG

[rockabyebaby]

Make the twit go away, how can one so useless get so much press?

[MahaMarty]

That'd almost be good enough to fake my own death...

[mollynme]

Don't you have to finish High School first? LOL

[beaversmom]

I heard her feet smelled like they had died on a plane a few weeks back.

[Spok]

She just needs to pick up a few prerequisites-like preschool.

[Delmarksman]

If true, It would last about as long as her first marriage.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Well, that's one way to shut down a failing pop career. Since she's still famous, she should just get a long-term gig in Vegas now, while she can still command a premium. ;)

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I'm not sure about the educational requirements, but I'm pretty sure that, before you can BE a forensic scientist, you have to AT LEAST be able to SPELL "forensic scientist".

[mollynme]

Which probably lets Ms S. out!

[weenie]

Hey...it isn't every day a girl comes along who...you know...knows the art of making a shoe bomb...

[uglybiker]

Maybe I should send her some videos of nude jello wrestling. Maybe that'll inspire her.

[MotleyGirl70]

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

Bwahaha

[Free and Armed]

Basing your future career path on the misinformation tv gives is always a good thing. This should be good if it's true.

[TAquinas]

I didn't know Britney already had a college degree.

I mean, as a minimum don't you need a master degree to become a forensic scientist?

How can she "take a break" and become a forensic scientist unless she already has, as a minimum, an undergraduate degree?

[bill1952]

This is all amusing.

There is no such category as "Forensic Scientist."

They are "Doctors of Forensic Pathology," and as such are "Doctors."

Then they add on additional training, internship, and degrees such as as pathology, (and earn such valuations as "fellows") and then fellowship in Doctors of Forensic Pathology.

Got an extra 12 years to study after college?

[Cowboy Bob]

Was she inspired by CSI or CSI-Miami? CSI-Miami sucks.

[irv]

It sounds ridiculous but

There's a but? Oh, okay: But wouldn't it be nice if the girl went away from the headlines and actually did something useful in the world for a change?

Go for it kid! Don't let anybody stop you!

[MotleyGirl70]

Ewwww.

I heard she walked into a restroom at a gas station with BARE FEET, twice! Now THAT'S disgusting! There are probably diseases on those floors that are still unknown to man.

[Charles Henrickson]