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Britney Gets Inspired By "CSI"
aol entertainment news ^ | Jan 4 2005 | BANG

Posted on 01/04/2005 4:25:19 PM PST by xp38

(BANG) - Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes. Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all."

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

And friends claim the pop babe's second husband, Kevin Federline, who she wed in a surprise ceremony last year, is also backing her decision.

The source added: "She's taking this university idea quite seriously. She's happy with Kev and he'd support her in anything she wants to do. If she decides she wants to study then he'd be fine with that."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: britney; rocketscientist; spears
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1 posted on 01/04/2005 4:25:21 PM PST by xp38
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Make the twit go away, how can one so useless get so much press?


2 posted on 01/04/2005 4:26:37 PM PST by rockabyebaby (What goes around, comes around!)
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To: xp38

That'd almost be good enough to fake my own death...


3 posted on 01/04/2005 4:26:37 PM PST by MahaMarty (This'll probably get me suspended...AGAIN!)
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To: xp38

Don't you have to finish High School first? LOL


4 posted on 01/04/2005 4:27:55 PM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: xp38

I heard her feet smelled like they had died on a plane a few weeks back.


5 posted on 01/04/2005 4:28:03 PM PST by beaversmom (The greatness of a man is measured by the fatness of his wife)
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To: xp38

She just needs to pick up a few prerequisites-like preschool.


6 posted on 01/04/2005 4:28:16 PM PST by Spok
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To: xp38

If true, It would last about as long as her first marriage.


7 posted on 01/04/2005 4:28:37 PM PST by Delmarksman (Pro 2A Anglican American (Ford and Chevy kill more people than guns do, lets ban them))
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To: xp38

Well, that's one way to shut down a failing pop career. Since she's still famous, she should just get a long-term gig in Vegas now, while she can still command a premium. ;)


8 posted on 01/04/2005 4:29:25 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: mollynme

I'm not sure about the educational requirements, but I'm pretty sure that, before you can BE a forensic scientist, you have to AT LEAST be able to SPELL "forensic scientist".


9 posted on 01/04/2005 4:32:47 PM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel ("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

Which probably lets Ms S. out!


10 posted on 01/04/2005 4:35:12 PM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: xp38
Hey...it isn't every day a girl comes along who...you know...knows the art of making a shoe bomb...


11 posted on 01/04/2005 4:35:47 PM PST by weenie (Islam is as "...dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog." -- Churchill)
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To: xp38

Maybe I should send her some videos of nude jello wrestling. Maybe that'll inspire her.


12 posted on 01/04/2005 4:42:40 PM PST by uglybiker (Happy New Year from the Cleavers: Wallace, Theodore and Eldridge)
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Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

Bwahaha


13 posted on 01/04/2005 4:44:05 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: xp38

Basing your future career path on the misinformation tv gives is always a good thing. This should be good if it's true.


14 posted on 01/04/2005 4:48:26 PM PST by Free and Armed
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To: xp38

I didn't know Britney already had a college degree.

I mean, as a minimum don't you need a master degree to become a forensic scientist?

How can she "take a break" and become a forensic scientist unless she already has, as a minimum, an undergraduate degree?


15 posted on 01/04/2005 4:48:59 PM PST by TAquinas
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
This is all amusing.

There is no such category as "Forensic Scientist."

They are "Doctors of Forensic Pathology," and as such are "Doctors."

Then they add on additional training, internship, and degrees such as as pathology, (and earn such valuations as "fellows") and then fellowship in Doctors of Forensic Pathology.

Got an extra 12 years to study after college?
16 posted on 01/04/2005 4:55:12 PM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: xp38

Was she inspired by CSI or CSI-Miami? CSI-Miami sucks.


17 posted on 01/04/2005 4:57:17 PM PST by Cowboy Bob (Fraud is the lifeblood of the Democratic Party)
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It sounds ridiculous but

There's a but? Oh, okay: But wouldn't it be nice if the girl went away from the headlines and actually did something useful in the world for a change?

Go for it kid! Don't let anybody stop you!

18 posted on 01/04/2005 4:59:57 PM PST by irv
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To: beaversmom
Ewwww.

I heard she walked into a restroom at a gas station with BARE FEET, twice! Now THAT'S disgusting! There are probably diseases on those floors that are still unknown to man.

19 posted on 01/04/2005 5:02:29 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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20 posted on 01/04/2005 5:05:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Brainy Spears.)
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