Well, if you posted that, you would see us come through cyberspace when we found out you were joking :) Glad to hear everything is okay.
I kina of thought thata would have been the case! : )
My trainer has just called ( about the horse DJ mentioned earlier) and I told him I had called out the vet and he was happy to hear that. He hoped nothing was wrong, but she looked different from what he has seen and although she doesnt appear to be in anything but an uncomfortable state due to her being so close, it was a good idea to have her checked.
BTW the horse DJ mentioned is apparantly a pussycat. He has been used to teach children and is great. No hang ups!