But how will we know how to act while you're gone? Perhaps you should replace the FR home page with your likes/dislikes and rules.
Not to worry, I've appointed myself FR Manner Queen. The rules are as follows:
1. If you must be nice, do it in the Smokey Back Room. It won't get you anywhere but it will provide me with immense enjoyment while watching.
2. All other areas, especially Religion (where in theory you should be the nicest but in reality you get to be the nastiest) are free-for-alls.
You read my mind and put it in more succint (and polite) terms than I. Thank you.