Dog Drives Truck Into Auto Parts Store

ap ^ | 12-29-04

[Dan from Michigan]

I'm sure it was a ruff trip home for the dog....

[freedom44]

ping

[clee1]

Just Damn!

[lil varmint]

LOL Dan. If this dog had been behind the wheel of an SUV, don't you just know the headline would read something like "SUV with Dog Inside Crashes into Auto Parts Store."

[Darkwolf377]

Rutt Row!

[Andy from Beaverton]

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

The dog's blood Alpo level was a .30, almost twice the legal limit.

[Squantos]

Was watching south park this evening and they had a scene where paris hiltons dog crawls up in the front seat takes the limo drivers revolver, drags the gun into the back and shoot's himself........it was a hoot !

[Thinkin' Gal]

The truck raced into the building, stunning Henson and clerk Josh Hopper.

Nobody hurt... they were just stuned.

[Larry Lucido]

I think it's "Alpo-hol." That's fermented Alpo.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"The dog's blood Alpo level was a .30, almost twice the legal limit."

FOBL! Fall Over Backwards Laughing!

Woof!

[mel]

Thanks for the dog stores Dan, good change of pace here

[rpgdfmx]

So... will Fido lose his licence?

[huac]

Stop blaming the dog. It was probably one of those man killing SUV.

[Splatter]

I said I was going to get my flat repaired... not cat!

[Don W]

To think that I get embarrassed when my dog stands on the horn. Parts store, grocery store, liquor store, it doesn't matter, when he thinks I've been gone long enough, he stands on the horn until I show up.

[ambrose]

The day of "pit bull crashes SUV" draws near...

[HairOfTheDog]

Ping!

[RepoGirl]

To think that I get embarrassed when my dog stands on the horn. Parts store, grocery store, liquor store, it doesn't matter, when he thinks I've been gone long enough, he stands on the horn until I show up.

Heheheh! That reminds me of our old Golden Retriever--one of the goofiest, funniest dogs ever. My Dad took him everywhere, and when Tycho would sit in the car when we went into a store somewhere, he'd get in the driver's seat.

I swear, the dog would 'play' driving. He'd put his paws on the steering wheel, he'd hit the horn. I don't think he actually managed to turn the wheels, but it was a sight to see. This big, brownish-gold dog sitting high up in the saddle of my dad's evil SUV (which, strangely, is now MY SUV and MY dog has never shown interest in driving...).

Good memories.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

The police responded quickly: