Posted on 12/29/2004 6:19:45 PM PST by Ellesu
OCEAN CITY - An attempt by a Chesapeake City, Md. man to introduce an organic gasoline additive to a stranger’s gas tank ended in his arrest for malicious destruction and disorderly intoxication.
John Adam Wesolowski, 24, was arrested early Sunday morning after a witness told police he saw him urinate into a car’s gas tank. The witness called police from a cell phone after he said he Wesolowski approach a 2005 Pontiac Gran Prix, unscrew the gas cap, place his penis in the receptacle and then urinate.
Ocean City Police Department Pfc. Freddie Howard, Sgt. Howard Whaley and Officer James Rodriguez responded to the call. The officers spoke with the witness in the parking lot of the Ramada Inn at 42nd Street.
The officers approached the car and found a puddle of liquid on the asphalt underneath the fuel tank opening. Wesolowski was located a short time later.
According to court records, the officers saw that Wesolowski had a large wet spot on the front of his pants. He also appeared to be highly intoxicated and reportedly said he had consumed several beers that night.
Wesolowski told the officers he did not know the owner of the car and had apparently picked it at random. The damage to the car was estimated to be under $10.
Wesolowski was arrested and charged with malicious destruction and disorderly intoxication. After his arrest, officers found a can of beer in Wesolowski’s jeans.
ROTFLOL These posts are so funny. I LOVE FR!
If his wang fit in the filler neck, no wonder he ain't got a gal!!
Leave fluid dispensing to the pros.
$10 damage??? That's BS if he actually had a long enough hose to get any in the tank. I would think that car would have to be towed and the tank drained and flushed to prevent damage from the contaminated fuel.
They could get a great "real men of genius" spot out of it. "Today we salute you, Mr. Gas Tank Urinator. By leading the way in alternative fuels research, you are an inspriation to all mankind".
Great! Bet if we freeprs wrote some commercials, the beer people would increase their profits by 100%!
lol
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