Posted on 12/29/2004 6:19:45 PM PST by Ellesu
OCEAN CITY - An attempt by a Chesapeake City, Md. man to introduce an organic gasoline additive to a stranger’s gas tank ended in his arrest for malicious destruction and disorderly intoxication.
John Adam Wesolowski, 24, was arrested early Sunday morning after a witness told police he saw him urinate into a car’s gas tank. The witness called police from a cell phone after he said he Wesolowski approach a 2005 Pontiac Gran Prix, unscrew the gas cap, place his penis in the receptacle and then urinate.
Ocean City Police Department Pfc. Freddie Howard, Sgt. Howard Whaley and Officer James Rodriguez responded to the call. The officers spoke with the witness in the parking lot of the Ramada Inn at 42nd Street.
The officers approached the car and found a puddle of liquid on the asphalt underneath the fuel tank opening. Wesolowski was located a short time later.
According to court records, the officers saw that Wesolowski had a large wet spot on the front of his pants. He also appeared to be highly intoxicated and reportedly said he had consumed several beers that night.
Wesolowski told the officers he did not know the owner of the car and had apparently picked it at random. The damage to the car was estimated to be under $10.
Wesolowski was arrested and charged with malicious destruction and disorderly intoxication. After his arrest, officers found a can of beer in Wesolowski’s jeans.
DID it Work?
I bet that alcohol would improve the Pontiac's MPG!
STPee
regular or peemium
*sigh* another violation of the penal code
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Another great, fun night out drinking! Bet this won't make it on the Budweiser beer commercials..." This Bud's for you!"
I am shocked. Shocked.
so basically he was adding ethanol.
I wonder if he was getting a gubmint subsidy.
Afterwards the car had a smoke.
Lol
The man needs to get potty re-trained. At this point, somebody get him in diapers quick!
The words gasoline and penis do not go together.
Bwhahaahah!
Paging Mr. King, this one couldn't hold his beer!!!
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