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To: Ellesu; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; annyokie
The witness called police from a cell phone after he said he Wesolowski approach a 2005 Pontiac Gran Prix, unscrew the gas cap, place his penis in the receptacle

Afterwards the car had a smoke.

12 posted on 12/29/2004 6:33:52 PM PST by martin_fierro (Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
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To: martin_fierro
"Afterwards the car had a smoke."

Lol

13 posted on 12/29/2004 6:37:32 PM PST by F16Fighter
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The fool could have claimed he was trying to siphon gas from the tank, due to the hardship of high gas prices, but alas, he was already well in the tank...
17 posted on 12/29/2004 7:00:31 PM PST by mikrofon (WARNING: "Always unscrew the gas cap before screwing the tank.")
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To: martin_fierro
Afterwards the car had a smoke.

Bwhahaahah!

19 posted on 12/29/2004 7:04:16 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("BZZZZZT You are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute")
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