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Psychic TV `rumpologist' becomes huge hit on Spanish-language TV
Sun Sentinel ^
| 12-29-04
| Ihosvani Rodriguez
Posted on 12/29/2004 3:42:59 PM PST by Rakkasan1
It's 10 minutes before the show goes live on the air, and nobody predicted the developing dilemma.
The show's gossip reporter is having second thoughts about dropping his pants on live television to have his buttocks read by local television psychic Professor Jose Miranda.
What about reading it over my underwear?" asks the reporter, clearly upset and looking very serious.
"I can't see the lines. How do you expect me to give a reading?" the oracle answers, just as serious. "I have to see the lines."
Following an ardent debate, the producers of the phenomenally popular and raunchy late-night talk show La Cosa Nostra on Spanish-language WJAN-TV Channel 41 finally conclude Miranda must ascertain somebody else's future.
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: butt; cough4aprediction; cwhatthefutureholes; iseeadarkfuture; moonoverparma2nite; pants; psychic; rumpology; spanish; tv; wisecracks
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what an ass clown.
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:43:04 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
2
posted on
12/29/2004 3:44:15 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(Play an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.)
To: Rakkasan1
Another reason to seal the border with mexico and deport all mexican illegal aliens.
To: Rakkasan1
I predict this post is going straight to chit-chat land.
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:45:14 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
To: Rakkasan1
See the lines? What if there's just one line, the crack? If that enough?
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:45:34 PM PST
by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: Tarpaulin
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:47:08 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: coloradan
How can this quack "read the lines" through all the hair?
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:47:22 PM PST
by
My2Cents
(Is it OK to wish people a "Happy New Year"?)
To: Rakkasan1
and yet it is still better than the dreck that passes on the English language stations.
8
posted on
12/29/2004 3:50:07 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Rakkasan1
How derriere he even ask.
9
posted on
12/29/2004 3:52:59 PM PST
by
beavus
To: Rakkasan1
Why do I keep seeing a Benny Hill skit.
Benny in a labcoat and goofy glasses....
Of course his first patient is....blonde and very top heavy.
10
posted on
12/29/2004 3:53:43 PM PST
by
Dat Mon
(will work for clever tagline)
To: My2Cents
Ewwwwww.....speak for yourself...
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:53:43 PM PST
by
benice
To: beavus
LOL! how dare you break wind before me!
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:56:30 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: Rakkasan1
check breaking news...
or is it breaking wind??
To: Rakkasan1
LOL! how dare you break wind before me! This thread cracks me up.
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posted on
12/29/2004 3:58:27 PM PST
by
beavus
To: Rakkasan1
"He won't discuss his rates publicly, nor divulge the size of his clientele."
With a "life line" like that, Michael Moore will live forEVER!
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posted on
12/29/2004 4:01:04 PM PST
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
To: Rakkasan1
there's been that queer astrologist-charlatan on Univision like forever....what's the name of it?
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posted on
12/29/2004 4:02:05 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(Quisiera ser un pez para tocar mi nariz en tu pecera)
To: Rakkasan1
He won't discuss his rates publicly, nor divulge the size of his clientele. I would assume the latter at least is part of the contract...
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posted on
12/29/2004 4:03:13 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Nobody expects the secular inquisition!)
To: Rakkasan1
Reporter wouldn't show his in a blue moon?
To: My2Cents
"How can this quack "read the lines" through all the hair?"
Maybe he shaves. Or maybe the psychic is good at rifling through hair. Who knows?
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posted on
12/29/2004 4:04:20 PM PST
by
writer33
(The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative.)
To: wardaddy
there's been that queer astrologist-charlatan on Univision like forever....what's the name of it?Walter Mercado.
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posted on
12/29/2004 4:05:21 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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