Thank you for your invaluable assistance Gran. I am beginning to understand what happened to my luck since I had you act as my thriftily bought, diligently inattentive chaperon to my last aborted attempt at an amorous engagement.
This time I will chart my own course. Keep your sexual aids, O my wonderfully warped one. As soon as the birthday wench learns that I have, this very day, fitted a High Speed Combo USB2.0 Firewire PCI Card with six USB2s and 2 IEEE 1394 ports, she will marvel, realizing that I have the fastest and most reliable means of connection that any young lady could imagine.
And that is before I tell her that my Bluetooth USB Wireless Dongle the which, will now permit us to roam at least ten meters and still stay connected. Not to mention the WIFI seeker on my key chain.
My dear Gran, a girl who is just learning to cox´n her Christmas electric can opener around the rim will appreciate a man who keeps his nose and ears clean with his own Christmas electric cutter.
Who needs a nurse, I need a whole service department.
My birthday is the 29 of September...Must have been a wild New Years Eve party earlier....LOL...
......Westy.....
LOL!
Just outstanding - you'll need several sticks to keep'em away over there.
Manufacturer?