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Women Allegedly Assault Man With Tongs
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| December 22, 2004, 4:09 PM
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Posted on 12/22/2004 5:37:12 PM PST by TheOtherOne
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To: TheOtherOne
The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.
He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.
The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.
No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.
The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.
"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."
Information from: Savannah Morning News
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=352954
To: TheOtherOne
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:39:13 PM PST
by
bad company
(Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not out to get you.)
To: TheOtherOne; Eaker; pax_et_bonum; Flyer; humblegunner; Xenalyte; stevie_d_64; thackney; dix; ...
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:39:24 PM PST
by
TheMom
(Hell yeah!)
To: TheOtherOne
"It was a million to one shot, doc!"
To: TheOtherOne
Hmmm.... I was going to say that this guy was just covering his behind and made up the story about the two women. Then I was going to say that this guy's story doesn't pass the smell test. Then I decided that maybe I should just say "hmmm...."
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:43:16 PM PST
by
Clara Lou
(Hillary Clinton: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
To: TheOtherOne
"We have no descriptions of the women,"Hmmmmmmm.......
To: Squantos
Hey one tong tuchi, did it hurt???
LOL!!!
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:46:11 PM PST
by
Eaker
("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
To: Clara Lou
I was thinking about a Martha Stewart transition into the games prisoners play.
To: TheOtherOne
shouldnt the headline read:
"women with tongs assault man"?
To: TheOtherOne
Give a hole whole new meaning to the term "Southern Cooking."
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:53:03 PM PST
by
506trooper
(There is no such thing as too much ammo or fuel on board.........unless you're on fire)
To: bad company
Ewww. At first I thought it said "Women Allegedly Assault Man With Thongs."
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posted on
12/22/2004 5:53:10 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(DEMOCRATS: "We need to be more effective at fooling people.")
To: bad company
I heard that the man has been interrogated while under a hypnotic trance. While he is unsure of the entire circumstance he does remember this exchange: The women said "Tongs?" and he retorted: "Your Welcome!"
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
To: Jaysun
Yeah, me too; that's why I read it in the first place.
Another line came to mind....I knew those Chinese gangs were tough but this...
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posted on
12/22/2004 6:00:37 PM PST
by
506trooper
(There is no such thing as too much ammo or fuel on board.........unless you're on fire)
To: Eaker
YOU, Tom! Tong jokes are sick, man.
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posted on
12/22/2004 6:04:44 PM PST
by
patton
(Changing culture is like moving a cemetary. You don't get much help from the residents.)
To: TheMom
one half of a pair of food tongsHmmm. . . just where is the other half??
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posted on
12/22/2004 6:11:57 PM PST
by
Flyer
(Merry Christmas!)
To: patton
Squantos deserves it.
He's been a pill all day!!
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posted on
12/22/2004 6:24:37 PM PST
by
Eaker
("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
To: TheOtherOne
Talk about getting your salad tossed!
To: Flyer
just where is the other half??
Find that other half, and I think we have our perps . . . 
To: TheOtherOne
When I first read the title, I thought it said "thongs", not "tongs".
Getting assaulted by women with thongs. LOL!
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posted on
12/22/2004 6:34:39 PM PST
by
Trteamer
( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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