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1 posted on 12/22/2004 5:37:13 PM PST by TheOtherOne
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The victim, who police say was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened.

He told doctors he was drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two women outside his home and invited them in.

The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

No information was available on the man's condition, according to a hospital spokesman.

The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck finding them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."

Information from: Savannah Morning News
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=352954


2 posted on 12/22/2004 5:39:01 PM PST by TheOtherOne
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Ouch!


3 posted on 12/22/2004 5:39:13 PM PST by bad company (Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not out to get you.)
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This is too funny ping!


4 posted on 12/22/2004 5:39:24 PM PST by TheMom (Hell yeah!)
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Hmmm.... I was going to say that this guy was just covering his behind and made up the story about the two women. Then I was going to say that this guy's story doesn't pass the smell test. Then I decided that maybe I should just say "hmmm...."


6 posted on 12/22/2004 5:43:16 PM PST by Clara Lou (Hillary Clinton: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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"We have no descriptions of the women,"

Hmmmmmmm.......


7 posted on 12/22/2004 5:45:30 PM PST by ShadowDancer
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Hey one tong tuchi, did it hurt???

LOL!!!

8 posted on 12/22/2004 5:46:11 PM PST by Eaker ("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
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shouldnt the headline read:

"women with tongs assault man"?


10 posted on 12/22/2004 5:51:09 PM PST by beebuster2000
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Give a hole whole new meaning to the term "Southern Cooking."
11 posted on 12/22/2004 5:53:03 PM PST by 506trooper (There is no such thing as too much ammo or fuel on board.........unless you're on fire)
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Talk about getting your salad tossed!


18 posted on 12/22/2004 6:26:28 PM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
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When I first read the title, I thought it said "thongs", not "tongs".

Getting assaulted by women with thongs. LOL!


20 posted on 12/22/2004 6:34:39 PM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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When I first read the title, I thought it said "thongs", not "tongs".

Getting assaulted by women with thongs. LOL!


21 posted on 12/22/2004 6:36:57 PM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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So, did HE have the tongs or did they?

Who wrote that headline?? Geesh...


22 posted on 12/22/2004 6:38:30 PM PST by RosieCotton (He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
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