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Heck, I couldn't resist that headline...

Merry Christmas...

1 posted on 12/22/2004 9:24:37 AM PST by dakine
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To: dakine

In 2 or 3 years he'll look like a que ball with holes in it.


2 posted on 12/22/2004 9:26:26 AM PST by Slump Tester (John Kerry - When even your best still isn't good enough)
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To: Junior

Just speechless ping!


3 posted on 12/22/2004 9:26:30 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: dakine

Could be worse, it could have been a whorey surprise.......... ;^)


4 posted on 12/22/2004 9:27:18 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Thank you President Bush, and thank you America!)
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To: dakine

Wait until she finds out he lost the essay contest at http://www.boobjob.com.


5 posted on 12/22/2004 9:27:27 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: dakine

[LOL!]

I was afraid this was going to be a "Crying Game" kind of deal.

Imagine my relief...


6 posted on 12/22/2004 9:28:03 AM PST by RichInOC ("...that's a man, baby!")
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To: dakine

The first thing that came to mind was armpits. :-)


7 posted on 12/22/2004 9:29:18 AM PST by marvlus
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To: dakine

interesting. kind of a reverse of the gift of the magi, isn't it . . . she gives him something that will, she hopes, make him more attractive to her. perhaps next year he can win some plastic surgery or a boob job for her.


8 posted on 12/22/2004 9:29:24 AM PST by dep (No, we don't have editors. We ARE editors.)
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To: dakine

I like my bald noggin. It has character, and I have no need to primp.


9 posted on 12/22/2004 9:30:25 AM PST by Cold Heat (What are fears but voices awry?Whispering harm where harm is not and deluding the unwary. Wordsworth)
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To: dakine

I clicked this link with trepidation.


12 posted on 12/22/2004 9:33:52 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: dakine

A free giveaway is actually a fantastic marketing ploy.


16 posted on 12/22/2004 9:35:36 AM PST by dware (Go then. There are other worlds than these.)
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To: dakine
I bought it too...
What man hasn't posed to himself at some time;
"You know, I could use a hairy surpise for the holidays.."
I remember once getting a bald surpise, and it WAS a holiday..
17 posted on 12/22/2004 9:38:11 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been ok'ed me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: dakine

Okay... I have officially watched too much South Park. Upon reading the headline, I thought she had re-enacted the episode called "Scott Tenorman Must Die".


18 posted on 12/22/2004 9:40:21 AM PST by nhoward14 (Freedom costs a buck-o-five.)
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To: dakine

I thought it would be a story about a woman that stopped using Nair for Christmas.


21 posted on 12/22/2004 9:59:11 AM PST by linn37 (Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
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