Posted on 12/22/2004 9:12:35 AM PST by Dan from Michigan
Toy Maker Equips Toy Train with Condom
1 hour, 39 minutes ago Oddly Enough - Reuters
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 145-year-old German maker of toy trains is giving its adult customers a chance to have a one-track mind.
The miniature train company Marklin is packing a condom alongside a blue freight car emblazoned with the name of Blausiegel, a German condom maker.
Marklin, a Goppingen, Germany-based company that was the first to introduce toy track with its train sets in 1891, produces trains that often carry the names of real companies to emulate actual rail cars. Collectors' editions with less Freudian implications have been sold along with liquor advertised on the cars.
The toy freight car, which comes packaged with a "Billy Boy" condom is available in HO scale, or 1/87th of the actual size of a freight train, just under 4 inches long, and Z scale, which is 1/220th of the size of a real train.
Ralph Israel, partner of Manhattan Train & Hobby store in New York, said he sold two of the models, both to men, the first day they were put in the glass cases in his hobby shop. They are not being marketed to appear under the Christmas tree as gifts for children.
The toy train and the condom, which retail for $35, are packaged in a sleek brushed-metal container the size of a cigar box. The packaging offers no instructions on running the miniature train but does have illustrated instructions on using the condom.
Does it unwrap when the train goes through the tunnel?
Somebody, somewhere in the Marketing department actually had to think that this was a good idea.
I got a million of 'em. None of 'em are good, but I got a million.
Yes, and immediately after leaving the tunnel, it's followed by the cigarette car...
Ha-cha-cha!
Sheeesh! There are nuts the world over (no pun intended)
Some people are just plain sick. No class. No manners. No taste. No respect.
Toy trains are for kids or has everything changed since the end of my Lionel railroading days? I guess the message here is, "Look, kid, here's a condom - if you're Daddy had gotten this years ago, you wouldn't be here!"
...heh, heh, heh...
Im sure you still play with "Z Scale" don't you? Try moving up to "G Scale" and you will notice the difference.
Adults make whoopee, responsible males put on raincoats. The toymaker obviously thinks that this is a cute idea and will make some sales from it. I don't see any problem with this, but it probably offends the prudish and squeamish who, tacitly, question the Almighty's motives to give us humans free will.
Can't say that line didn't put a smile on my face...
Of course, the dinner car should come before the other two.
Plug and play on the "TROJAN" Express.
I resemble that remark.
Quick, what moive is that from?
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