[HairOfTheDog]

Much better lap warmer than a cat.

I dunno... Cats have that soothing 'purr' feature.

Want a cat? You can have our senile cat, our masochist cat, or our cat-larger-than-a-small-pony cat.

No Jen... You can't give away the family cats. I have my own ergonomic kitty, who has all the features you describe in yours, all in one.

[JenB]

Dad would be willing to pay shipping for them...

Wow, that cat looks almost as fat as our round mound of fur.