Zot! Protecting the Earth

[Dashing Dasher]

I think Global Warming is the biggest crock of dog poop.

[Dashing Dasher]

I think Global Warming is the biggest crock of dog poop.

[KoRn]

I think the failing is at home....

[Mad Mammoth]

sort of reminds me of Squeaky Fromme

No, No, NO! It was TerRAYzah Heinz-Kerry who reminded me of Squeaky Fromme, plus a few billion dollars.

Otherwise, no difference.

Now as for that OTHER picture that purports to represent Ms LoveTheWorld?

Put on a dozen pounds from a steady diet of cheeseburgers Sweetie, and you'll be plumb BODACIOUS!

As for Planet Earth?

The Mad Mammoth Plan For Efficient Planetary Management:

Government subsidies to put a minimum of 7 litre V-8 engines in EVERY private vehicle. MORE horsepower means MORE vehicle efficiency. Consider: A miserly little four cylinder engine has to work HARDER to move the car around, a BIGGER engine means it burns LESS FUEL, got it?

Bring back leaded fuel. As we all know, there is a risk to the health of Planet Earth due to the depletion of the ozone layer, which means that radiation from the sun and other near-Earth objects could result in increased rates of cancer in both humans and animals. THEREFORE: abandoning unleaded fuel in favor of leaded fuel will INCREASE the levels of lead in the atmosphere, which will provide additional shielding from dangerous radiation which would otherwise threaten us. Lead is a natural lubricant too, which means that the life span of engine valves, valve seats, pistons and rings will be extended as well.

Thirteen Nuclear Power Plants Per State. This will result in a minimum of 650 nuclear power plants across America, which will achieve energy independence in the shortest possible time, allowing fossil fuels to be fully utilized for high-horsepower, high-efficiency, lead-burning motor vehicles. Of course there will be a few minor complications in states like Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, etc., but small leftist states like that mean little in the overall national equation anyhow. If the residents of those states are not inadvertantly radiated, they can sell the extra nuclear energy to their neighboring states and build up their state budget surpluses.

That concludes the Mad Mammoth Energy Initiative, Chapter 1
for the United States of America.

You're Welcome.

[Roots]

Is there no critical thinking taught in school?

It's taught by the liberal-minded nutjobs: "now class, here's why the liberal ideas are superior... now go spread it to all those 'un-intellectual' people [insert evil laugh here]"

[NoCmpromiz]

biggest crock of dog poop.

Umm... If I'm not mistaken, your caption does not describe your picture.... ;-)

[Texas Songwriter]

Where the narwal abounds.

[mysto]

Kitty hates environmentalist wacko treehuggers...

[KoRn]

Ping! Wrong one last time LOL!

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye!

He/she/it's dead, Jim!

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Dashing Dasher]

Is this better?

[Poser]

Al, the Amazing Wonder Viking Kitty Says:

[BJungNan]

We sure seem to be getting a lot of trolls around here lately. Glad to see the mods are on top it. Kind of fun seeing how long they last before they get booted.

[TMSuchman]

Stand by for Btry firing orders;


Guns 1-3 HE, PD FUSE no delay,CHARGE 8;
Guns 4-6 WP,PD FUSE set for delay,CHARGE 8....



STANDBY.............................................











FIRE!!!











ZOT

[Charles Henrickson]

Here's some "global warming" for you!

[Old Sarge]

Almighty and Most Merciful MOD, we, thy Vigilant Kindred, present unto Theee this toasted offering, which hath been naughty in Thy site.

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Pic

[Republican Wildcat]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Bob Barker holding a chicken:

[dfwgator]

She Blowed Up Real Good!