[Porterville]

cats have the dirtiest mouths next to monitor lizards. Filthy animals that produce no saliva so bacteria grow in their mouths.

[Brainhose]

I'll keep that in mind if I decide to french kiss it :)
Do they even have a dirtier mouth than Ron Jeremy or Pam Anderson? I think not. Human mouths are very nasty as well, they say that when you kiss someone that you're kissing everyone they kissed at the same time. Think about that the next time your grandma plants a kiss on you. Lord only knows where those lips have been! Yucky!