They owned USC from about 1985 to 2000. Right now, they wish they'd never heard of them.
You guys are winning too much now, so I'm gonna have to start rooting against ya'll soon. But please plaster those smarmy barefoot blowhard Sooners and their Purina chuckwagon.
(And don't point out that my Longhorns are just a couple of steps behind Nebraska and closing fast in watering down their schedule and relying on whiny poll pleas and overrated reputations.)
Thank goodness college football is such a good venue for the Hatfields to snipe at the McCoys without anyone getting shot.