[Prime Choice]

Sorry, ladies. He's gay.

(It's a coping skill required for life in California...)

[zoobee]

That was really cruel.

[najida]

Sorry, ladies. He's gay.

Nah, Huh huh. Nope, he ain't.

What you are exhibiting is the "FMDM"

or the Freeper Male Defense Mechanism.

Which shows itself anytime we chicks drool over a guy like you do over your darlin's with, erm, ah...endowments ;)