Two men had crashed on a deserted island in the Pacific. One man went to scout the island while the other man stayed with the plane wreckage. After a couple hours the scout came back and said:
Man, we are in BIG TROUBLE! There's NO FOOD, NO WATER, AND THE WHOLE ISLAND IS DESERTED. The man who stayed said:
No problem, I make $100,000 a week! The scout then repeated, "Man! Didn't you hear me? WE ARE DOOMED! We have no way of surviving here!" The man who stayed repeated, "No Problem! I make $100,000 a week!" The scout was then apoplectic! "MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO DENSE! WE ARE GONNA DIE OUT HERE! NO FOOD! NO WATER! NO COMMUNICATIONS!" The man who stayed then said,"Listen, Don't make me repeat this again. I make $100,000 a week. I TITHE! My preacher WILL FIND ME!"...................
A joke I heard one time from James Kennedy (the preacher)...
He was preaching about loving your neighbor as yourself. He said, "You're going to love yourself. You may look in the mirror and not like what you see. You may have the furniture disease. You know, that's where your chest done fell in your drawers..."