Posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:30 AM PST by TheBigB
Awright guys 'n gals 'n kats 'n kittens...time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to post jokes, silly stories, cartoons, beeber stunings, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
To start things off...a picture of an adorable kitten!
yes he did. That one I haven't bought yet though because I'm still working on the Callahan series.
It SURE does.
translation - in case you need it....
Hippo - birdie - two ewes
Hippo - birdie - two ewes
Hippo - birdie - deer - ewe
Hippo - birdie - two ewes
LUNCH by Elfie Figplum
A kitty, a piglet, duck, chicken and rabbit -
So cute - and now for lunch as is my usual habit.
OK, I'm back - had ham, roast duck, KFC and stew -
It was rabbit stew, good for me and healthy for you.
Looks like the kitty is the only one not eaten -
I'm usually a vegan, but today I am cheatin'.
I didn't think of the photo before I ate -
And now that I'm through, it's way too late.
(The moral of this poem is DON'T SHOW PHOTOS OF FUTURE FOOD!)
I remember seeing this pic in an article in TIME magazine in about 1983 or so, entitled The Worst Jobs In The World (or something along those lines), and have been telling people about it for years.
Thanks, now I can show them too.
Another bad job they listed was the dog food taster.
rotfl!!!
...4mycountry
8 days 'til Christmas!
December 17th - Happy Birthday, 4mc!
Just be sure to wear appropriate safetly equipemt.
I'd recommend your hands be bare though so that you don't inhibit the sensitivity of the skin.
...4mycountry
10 days 'til Christmas!
December 17th - Happy Birthday, 4mc!
...4mycountry
8 days 'til Christmas!
December 17th - Happy Birthday, 4mc!
...4mycountry
8 days 'til Christmas!
December 17th - Happy Birthday, 4mc!
I didn't know that! ....he was a very good actor. I love his movies.
LOL
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes,that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your
casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what
would you like them to say?"
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and
servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives."
Don said: "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!"
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What
should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife ~ spoke
to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
I am already sending it to hundreds.
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