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HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY
NY Post ^
| 12-16-04
| richard johnson
Posted on 12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST by Rakkasan1
JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashlee; bra; dad; father; jessica; joesimpson; nick; notewhotheauthoris; rockyhorror; simpson; thosecrazysimpsons; weird
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To: Rakkasan1
You can't cover those suckers up!"DOUBLE DOUBLE ENTENDRE???
To: Emmett McCarthy
Very well. You're closed-minded.
I am, too. That's tacky and tasteless for a father to say.
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posted on
12/18/2004 4:36:51 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
("Supporting the Troops" means you want them to WIN.)
To: Rakkasan1
Ashlee is like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, but with more depth?
There are just so many tasteless ways that can be responded to.
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posted on
12/18/2004 4:40:20 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
("Supporting the Troops" means you want them to WIN.)
She's hideous. ;') In either case, I don't see the big deal about what he said.
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posted on
12/19/2004 6:42:10 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: el_texicano
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posted on
12/19/2004 7:35:25 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: MahaMarty
He has to sell the product. The product has grown up and requires new sales effort.
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posted on
12/19/2004 7:41:38 AM PST
by
bert
(Don't Panic.....)
To: SunkenCiv
Sigh....she definitely got's a nice rack!
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posted on
12/21/2004 1:45:25 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Liberals are the real Mind-Numbed Robots - No Brains, No Guts, No Character...Just hate)
To: MahaMarty
Why would a father talk about her daughter's chest, or even her daughter in general, like that? If it was Nick Lachey, it'd be more understandable, but her dad!?!?!?!?! It's called covert incest--- no touching, but sexualization of the child by the parent. Very icky. Very wrong.
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posted on
12/21/2004 1:47:21 PM PST
by
najida
(Well lookee here! Cute shoes, chocolate and my own remote control.)
To: Rakkasan1
Jessica is very well toned. I'm curious what her workout is.
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posted on
12/21/2004 1:51:44 PM PST
by
dennisw
(Help put the "Ch" back in Chanukah)
To: el_texicano
Oh yeah... and it's not as if her dad referred to them as "winnebagos" or somethin'...
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posted on
12/22/2004 12:16:39 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: SunkenCiv
I remember that outfit, that's the day I was browsing at Saks in NYC and Jessica was sauntering around the Louis Vuitton section being snippy with salespeople.
She's tiny in person but skin looks leathered up close.
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posted on
07/14/2005 1:28:05 AM PDT
by
Selkie
("It is indeed a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors." -- P)
To: Selkie
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posted on
07/14/2005 7:35:38 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(last updated by FR profile on Tuesday, May 10, 2005.)
To: Selkie
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posted on
07/14/2005 7:38:01 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: najida
...sexualization of the child by the parent. Very icky. Very wrong.The bustier reference made me ill. If my ex made comments like that about our daughter, I'd have serious problems with it.
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posted on
09/27/2005 9:26:07 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
To: SunkenCiv
You could perform Shakespeare off that balcony.
To: SunkenCiv
If you zoom in on the button, you see this...
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posted on
09/27/2005 9:45:38 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
To: Rakkasan1
"Jessica has her heart set on playing Pam, the wife of good son Bobby, whom she wants Brad to play."
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posted on
10/14/2005 11:01:49 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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posted on
11/20/2005 7:59:05 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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posted on
11/20/2005 7:59:33 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
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