Actually the effeminate lisping was King Philip of Spain.
(Actually, I don't think I know any women who lisp!)
Good for you!
It was at the gay biker sushi bars where Abe Lincoln outed the real reason he liked to wrestle men. He was thinking of moving to Northern California to open bath houses when he met his end.
The assassin was of course a spurned ex-lover who happened to be the one who started the disco polyester craze.