[americanMel]

Martin Kolberg, head of the local animal committee in Telemark, warns people to beware of drunken moose./

Being the head of the committee of local animals, he should know when one is drunk and when we should be on the look out for them! How can I join this committee...hanging around with drunken animals....should be fun!

Oh...and wasn't it a drunken moose that started all the biting of sisters to begin with?

[Shryke]

And some showers. And cheese.