To: Sub-Driver
"Avoid intoxicated moose."
This has always been my policy!
I don't need any lutefisk-gnawing Norwegian to tell me that!
Drunken bears, OTOH, are harmless.
;^)
2 posted on
12/16/2004 11:19:06 AM PST by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: Sub-Driver; Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
Martin Kolberg, head of the local animal committee in Telemark, warns people to beware of drunken moose.Damn right. Now, which one of you lives in Norway?
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3 posted on
12/16/2004 11:19:37 AM PST by
Shryke
(My Beeb-o-meter goes all the way to eleven.)
To: Sub-Driver
Clap, and if it kills you, stay vigilant.
4 posted on
12/16/2004 11:22:05 AM PST by
PoorMuttly
("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
To: Sub-Driver
I can hardly wait for the global warming crowd to get a hold of this. "It's all Bushes fault and if he signed the Kyoto accord we wouldn't be up to our ankles in Moose yark!"
5 posted on
12/16/2004 11:23:21 AM PST by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: thackney
8 posted on
12/16/2004 11:28:47 AM PST by
Eaker
("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
To: Sub-Driver; Petronski
FYI..this was posted several times about two months ago..very funny threads..all the Moose threads are funny..my fav is the one about the Moose hung up in the power lines..just type "Moose" into search
12 posted on
12/16/2004 11:41:11 AM PST by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
To: Sub-Driver
14 posted on
12/16/2004 11:44:13 AM PST by
b4its2late
(It was so cold here today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.)
To: Sub-Driver
Clap and see how it reacts. If it doesn't retreat but instead comes even closer, by all means stay vigilant.Sounds like married life to me.
16 posted on
12/16/2004 12:08:47 PM PST by
The_Victor
(Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
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