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Software Bumper snickers
12/15/05 | email

Posted on 12/15/2004 4:36:00 PM PST by SandRat

Ask me about my latest bug.

Honk if you love to crash software.

My other car is a bug.

Have you hugged your software tester today?

Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.

Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.

Software Testers: "Depraved minds...Usefully employed."

Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.

Software Testing: When Your System Actually Has to Work

Software Quality: Don't ship without it.

I don't make software; I make software better.

Improving the world one bug at a time.

Software Testing: You make it, we break it.

Software Testers don't break software; it's broken when we get it.

Software Testers: We break it because we care.

To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.

If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?

My software can beat up your software.

A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.

Test is my copilot.

If your software works, thank a tester.

Old Model-Based Testers Never Die; They Just Transition to a Higher State.

Life is too short for manual testing.

Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.

Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!

People should think and machines should test.

Test never sleeps.

Visualize Great Software

Trust, But Verify.

Pertempto ergo sum - I test, therefore I am.

Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: qualityassurance; software; test; tester

1 posted on 12/15/2004 4:36:00 PM PST by SandRat
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To: SandRat

Qute. Did you make these up? BTW I drive a 1970 Bug.


2 posted on 12/15/2004 4:38:48 PM PST by cloud8
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To: cloud8
the person that sent me the email said that they were collected from, he thought, www.stickyminds.com but, couldn't be sure.
3 posted on 12/15/2004 4:53:46 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

http://www.stickyminds.com/sitewide.asp?Function=WEEKLYCOLUMN&ObjectId=8299&ObjectType=ARTCOL&btntopic=artcol&tt=WEEKLYCOL_8299_readon&tth=H


4 posted on 12/15/2004 5:02:46 PM PST by pookie18 (Clinton Happens!)
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To: pookie18

Well I'll tell him he thunk right tomorrow.


5 posted on 12/15/2004 5:22:57 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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