Roseanne's TV Daughter has Baby with Girlfriend

National Enquirer ^ | December 9, 2004

[Cinnamon Girl]

How long before this kid runs out of his moms' Hollywood Hills home screaming "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU BOTH!" and moves in with his Aunt Melissa and Uncle Bruce Boxleitner? I predict around age 9 or 10.

Sara's years of t.v. tantrums on the Roseanne show should have prepared her for the coming family drama.

[Michael.SF.]

Close friends Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge have already been by to see the baby. Correction:

Close friends Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge have already been bi to see the baby.

[Protagoras]

Roseanne's TV Daughter has Baby with Girlfriend

That didn't happen.

[Moose4]

"An overjoyed Sara is already telling friends that having a child is the best thing she's ever done."

She didn't do jack. Her "life partner" was the one that carried the baby. I guess that makes her the man of the house.

}:-)4

[bikepacker67]

Does David know about this?!!

[Emmett McCarthy]

Didn't the Roseanne character used to say something like, "Isn't that special!"? Well, isn't that special!

[atomicpossum]

The actress and life partner Allison,

Hey, have ol' Auntie Ellen tell you how long a 'life partner' is for....I think her smoke-detector batteries get changed less often.

[atomicpossum]

I think David was what led her to this.

[cowboyway]

Does David know about this?!!

And what does David's 'life partner' think about this?

[konaice]

This poor little boy is bound to be one of the most F***ked up kids ever. He will never know what is normal, and will probably be pushed into nomosexual life style just to validate his two "mothers" world view. He has no chance for a normal life.

[thegreatbeast]

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

[Emmett McCarthy]

As one lesbian said to the other, "You the man!"

[26lemoncharlie]

"And Sara's TV mom Roseanne was so happy she sent over a boatload of baby gifts

What else could we have expected coming from a person who had Roseanne Bar as a Role Model!

[Travis McGee]

So who was the sperm donor?

It's so disgusting.

[Doctor Raoul]

"Allie gave birth, via a sperm donor...

Another David Crosby kid? That heart attack was a myth, he died of dehyration.

[Cinnamon Girl]

I don't understand your comment.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Right you are. Today: Ellen DeGeneres and her life partner photographer-director Alexandria Hedison have called it quits after a four-year relationship. The comedienne and host of the NBC talk show, "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," began her relationship with Hedison after her break up with actress Anne Heche. Published on: December 14, 2004

[lady lawyer]

She didn't "have a baby" with her girlfriend. It makes me mad that the media play along with this sick charade.

[7.62 x 51mm]

If I said what I truly think about this subhuman, lesbo-bull-dyke skank and her deviant,degenerate gal-pal, I'd get banned. So, I won't. Blech.

[rcocean]

The poor kid.

No daddy, and two mommies.

I wonder how screwed up he's going to be when he grows up.