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need help writing term paper on Islam (ZOT!!! Kittens ripped up my turn page paper.)
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Posted on 12/15/2004 2:26:02 PM PST by oric549

Can anyone help me with writing a college twrm paper I have to do do on Islam, Airubs and mowzloms? I did a google for research matierial and I came up with your website and noticed that you had alot to discuss. I already have some stuff from Ergin Cainer Anis Sharosh and Robert Spenser. Anything you can share with me that's important like is Islam peaceful, what the Koran says and about the life of Moehamid?


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To: oric549

You ride the short bus to school don't you?


61 posted on 12/15/2004 6:19:57 PM PST by SoftballMominVA
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To: oric549; MeekOneGOP; Slings and Arrows; firehat; b4its2late; EdReform; Mo1; anniegetyourgun; ...
For starters, let's get down to basics......
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Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat



P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late



You are an Idiot!
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62 posted on 12/15/2004 6:22:36 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Republican Wildcat

The original was written by none other than Orange11 being a jerk.


63 posted on 12/15/2004 6:24:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Spectral Atrocity)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican; Tennessee_Bob

t.u. might have got the better of us, but UT is goin down!!!


64 posted on 12/15/2004 6:30:48 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: oric549
I have to do do on Islam

Why not just do do on muslim EXTREMISTS?

65 posted on 12/15/2004 6:33:52 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: oric549
Now ye troll, beg for mercy from...

...ZOT in boots!

66 posted on 12/15/2004 6:34:00 PM PST by Alouette (9 kids, 0 abortions, no kidding)
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To: Future Snake Eater; Dallas59; CFC__VRWC; JoJo Gunn; KJacob; TheBigB; MeekOneGOP; sweetliberty; ...
Title of unpublished poem; by Gerard Manley Hopkins:

PIMP MY RIDE

67 posted on 12/15/2004 6:40:15 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
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To: Fiddlstix
hahahaaaa! :^D

68 posted on 12/15/2004 7:05:06 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: oric549
Maybe if google came equipped with spell check you might find your way around the internet by yourself. Nitwit.
69 posted on 12/15/2004 7:46:09 PM PST by AirForceMom (Merry Christmas!)
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To: Fiddlstix
ZOT!!!


70 posted on 12/15/2004 8:34:07 PM PST by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

71 posted on 12/15/2004 8:46:26 PM PST by valkyrieanne (card-carrying South Park Republican)
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To: Fiddlstix


72 posted on 12/15/2004 8:53:10 PM PST by b4its2late (It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.)
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To: valkyrieanne
Good kitty!

73 posted on 12/16/2004 2:31:23 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: oric549
All y'alls just get dumber and dumber....


74 posted on 12/16/2004 2:40:18 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Thanks. He was four months old when that picture was taken...he grew into them.

And now he's sitting here beside me purring. He loves getting his picture posted on FR, vain furball that he is.

}:-)4

75 posted on 12/16/2004 4:43:42 AM PST by Moose4 ("Frrrrrrrrrp." --Livingston the Viking Kitty)
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To: TheBigB; Foxfire4
So wrong, and yet, so right.

}:-)4

76 posted on 12/16/2004 4:46:01 AM PST by Moose4 ("Frrrrrrrrrp." --Livingston the Viking Kitty)
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To: oric549


77 posted on 12/16/2004 4:46:07 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Lose the embedded reporters in our military.)
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To: sweetliberty

You must be in Iowa- I still see Kucinich stickers around here. They're great for a laugh.


78 posted on 12/16/2004 6:24:16 AM PST by RushCrush ("Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." Reagan)
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To: Texaggie79

I sure hope so....I'm pulling for the Aggies!


79 posted on 12/16/2004 6:42:25 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?)
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To: 506trooper; RedBloodedAmerican; Texaggie79
I think this one was going for an advanced duh-gree at the Yew-na-verse-ty uuh TeNNiSee

Probably one of our charity cases - we've been taking on a lot of infantry lately...

80 posted on 12/16/2004 6:44:02 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?)
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