Why you slimy, heartless, Spanish-backboned, cretinesque, Napoleon-complexed, misery-mocking, Korean-tastebudded fool! Don't you know that each year millions of Pomeranians are abducted and forced into the worldwide canine slavery network? How can you mock such horror?
Look into this face and tell me this doesn't require an amber alert:>
(BTW, what's the over/under on how many posts before someone mentions how many abortions are committed each year?)