[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Well-said. Our next-door neighbor was killed in a car accident this weekend when she swerved to miss a damn dog running across the highway. Her two teenage kids are now motherless, but someone's little snooky-ookums mangy cur made it back home. As they told us back in driver's ed, just hit the dog!

[Fatalis]

Last week there was a story about some fireman who arrived at a blaze where a distraught woman was standing outside. She told them her "babies" were still inside. Three firefighters rushed inside to rescue her children, only to find that she was talking about her cats.