I apologize for getting riled up. I just don't find the prospect at all amusing, and now I will never have Salty groomed professionally. (That's why we have tubs at home.)
Darn it. Are we gonna get all touchy feely now? I hate that when I'm pulling people's legs.
Of course, touchy, feely might be bad with you. :^}
I don't use him except to clip my dogs nails, but a couple of people on my street use a mobile dog groomer who comes to them. He has a truck and pulls what looks like a small horse trailer. After dark he even set out cones and lights. I can get his name and number if you like.