"They are even better after they are dead, that's when ya eat 'em! Ummmmm
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No, thanks. I've never eaten dog, although I've had it offered to me. I don't enjoy the meat of carnivores very much. Not many folks do.
Here in the USA, we don't really raise dogs for meat. Some countries, like Korea, do.
I've eaten guinea pig, bunny, and even a water rat. No dogs, though.
But, to each his own, I guess. I'd advise against going after any of the dogs mentioned on this thread, though.
You're right, most are too small. When ya have company you need a bigger meal.