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1st Zotting of 2nd Coming of Messiah
Internet ^ | 15th Dec,2004 | Gordon Muir

Posted on 12/15/2004 5:58:00 AM PST by 2nd Messiah

http://familyfed.org Rev.Moon has been accepted as the second coming of the Messiah by thousands of religious leaders and some politicians but the moonies have decieved and misled hundreds or even thousands of people including lying and misleading me,so you can decide for yourselves whats true or lies.


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To: 50sDad

Gesundheit! :)


61 posted on 12/15/2004 6:28:27 AM PST by TheBigB (Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Four seconds. Rat bastich.


62 posted on 12/15/2004 6:28:54 AM PST by TheBigB (Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
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To: 2nd Messiah
Rev.Moon has been accepted as the second coming of the Messiah by thousands of religious leaders

That is real old news. The Rev. has been thought of as the second coming for many years just to his followers, there are no thousands of religious leaders who concur or politicans.

Just finished "Kingdom of the Cults" by Walter Martin.

http://familyfed.org Cult Alert

63 posted on 12/15/2004 6:32:46 AM PST by Popman
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To: TheBigB

(Dr. Strangelove)

64 posted on 12/15/2004 6:32:47 AM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: 2nd Messiah; Darksheare; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...
Ooooo, Can I play too?

I suppose you don't read the Bible, if you did then you wouldn't have used that handle. It is a handle I find very offensive. I suspect you may not last very long with us. 2nd messiah, Anti-Christ means anyone putting themselves as Christ, not against him, so you are being anti-Christ.

Click the pick

Click the pic!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA

Zot!
Did you feel that?


65 posted on 12/15/2004 6:34:18 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? Freepmail Visualops or myself for details)
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To: 2nd Messiah; darkwing104; timpad; MeekOneGOP
The TROLL Scorecard for "2nd Messiah"
Quality of post Score (1-10) Description
Spelling 4 O ye troll, decieved = deceived, you silly tinfoiler you!
Grammar 6 No spaces after periods or commas.Hay guys I liek 2 troll.Heheaeh
Punctuation 6 Your false prophet thanks you for your false capitalization, moron.
Profanity 8 I'd say profaning the name of our Lord Jesus Christ qualifies you for a nice high score!
Feigning Conservative 5 Requires more mention of all those Republican politicians out there buying into this scheme.
"Long Time Lurker" 1 Needs much improvement here.
Doomsday Prophecy 10 If you joined a group called the "Moonies" following their "messiah" you are doomed.
Falsified Information 10 Only room for one Messiah in this town, bucko.
Your overall score: 50 out of 80, which ranks you as a: Stuned Beeber!

Thanks for playing, newbie!

66 posted on 12/15/2004 6:34:40 AM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: 2nd Messiah

67 posted on 12/15/2004 6:36:11 AM PST by mhking
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To: darkwing104

Awwww, cute kitties!


68 posted on 12/15/2004 6:36:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (You just can't mistake a St. Bernard for a pot-bellied pig, unless you're a liberal.)
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To: 2nd Messiah

Yeah? Well this morning, my dog made a poopie on the frozen grass.


69 posted on 12/15/2004 6:36:57 AM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: 2nd Messiah

Click the pic!


70 posted on 12/15/2004 6:37:02 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? Freepmail Visualops or myself for details)
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To: timpad

Love your barking moonbat!


71 posted on 12/15/2004 6:37:20 AM PST by Tax-chick (You just can't mistake a St. Bernard for a pot-bellied pig, unless you're a liberal.)
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To: 2nd Messiah
Uh...Rev. Moon? Are you sure you didn't mean the Mooninites?

The bullet is enormous! Jumping..is..useless!

72 posted on 12/15/2004 6:38:24 AM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: TheBigB
LOL!

It's never too late to turn from your wicked wheys, Cheese Man. Savor the frommage. Then turn away. Don't look back.

73 posted on 12/15/2004 6:38:59 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: small voice in the wilderness; tiamat; reagan_fanatic; MikeinIraq; timpad; dubyaismypresident; ...
LESSER KNOWN SAYINGS OF SOREN KIERKEGAARD:

Drop it like it's hot!

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

74 posted on 12/15/2004 6:40:14 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
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To: 2nd Messiah
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75 posted on 12/15/2004 6:40:58 AM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG -ret)
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To: 2nd Messiah

Dang, I thought this was about Kerry, sure sounded like it...


76 posted on 12/15/2004 6:41:27 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? Freepmail Visualops or myself for details)
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To: TBarnett34

LOL

thats perfect!!!!!!!

the absolute best post I have ever seen!!!!


77 posted on 12/15/2004 6:41:39 AM PST by MikefromOhio (26 days until I can leave Iraq for good....and wearing my Levi's....and boycotting boycotts)
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To: TheBigB

You're too kind.


78 posted on 12/15/2004 6:42:03 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: 2nd Messiah
Merry Christmas!
79 posted on 12/15/2004 6:42:21 AM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: 2nd Messiah

UNNNGH!!!!


80 posted on 12/15/2004 6:42:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Spectral Atrocity)
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