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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
Abso-frigging-lutely!!
Only way to go. . . .
>>Hmm.. banned oysters.. that would be a first level monster, wouldn't it?
Cousin to the Gelatinous Cube maybe?
I pay $1.85 for a large coffee at Starbucks.
Hmm..
That would be interesting.
Now we have to come up with stats on it.
*chuckle*
Fedora has the fractious beginnings of Grinch stats.
(Behold, another bad idea is born! "Undead Thread, the RPG!")
It was supposed to "seem" legit.
To a seasoned Troll hunter, it's just enough rope to hang himself.
Watch and learn, Grasshopper.
The little hummingbirds eat and eat and eat and it and die from exhaustion. Not really I use sugar. I love hummingbirds and have 5 feeders. Mid-summer I'll have a dozen birds plus fighting over the feeders
Let me guess....you were a FReeper before you weren't a FReeper, right? Right?
She forgot her ballet shoes ... sigh.
We do hummingbird feeders, too. Our birds went south in early October, though.
I liked this troll because he could spell "patchoulli."
My daughter is in karate. Red belt. We can forget her boots, mitts, belt, mouth guard and nunchucks. Imagine walking into a senior center in California berating your 14 y/o daughter for carelessly forgetting her nunchucks.
Could be!
D6 or Percentile Dice?
"Behold, another bad idea is born!"
That's our job! :)
Some vandalizers are more equal than others....
If you vandalize something for a conservative reason, it's okay;
but if you vandalize something for a liberal reason, it's WRONG!!!
I'm glad guys like you, Bushis, are a minority on my side. I wish you didn't exist on my side at all.
yes but that one doesn't have a roaster. I see an empty niche in a flooded market.
Yeah, they aren't the best spellers. This one definitely had a brain cell goin' for him. One. Single. Fuzzy. Flickering. Brain cell. (1) Uno. Just spelling, though.... Fleeting intelligence.
I'm with you. It's imaginary. While the coffee house scene is something like what he descsribes, real life is always way more interesting than the collection of cliches this guy has put together. For one thing, there is no book called "The Communist Manifesto." Marx's essay is about 30 pages long and is always published along with other writings in some kind of collection.
*chuckle*
Ok - banned oysters it is!!!!!
A girl shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun when sitting in a room alone!
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