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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
LOL!
True.
Wonder who has the "Dispel Evil Spirit" skill modifier?
I know I've said it before, but that's a really fine ZOT! And now I have to take a child to ballet class ... shoot, it's cold out there!
Ahem. I haven't exercised that ability for some time - the Molasses Miasma of Niceness has been sufficient - but if necessary ...
Thanks. Drive carefully. Precious cargo.
Talking to banned osters is fun!!!
I do it all the time.
The Mods seem to have Chain Lightning and Lightning Bolt down pat. Smoking Pinholes (Magic Missiles) as well.
Ok, enough RPG geekness from me
That's a perfectly pragmatic reason to drink bottled water.
Coolbeans!
And I think you are pathetic for putting everyone into the same box.
*Evil ideas abound*
Mix and match rules... sounds like a plan.
I try NOT to let mine do the dishes - the "experiments" tend to increase the volume of cleaning up after she cleans up!
This also is true.
*chuckle*
I hate coffee, but the way you describe it sounds quite tempting.
LOL!
There are alot of RPG 'geeks' here, I will admit that much.
*guilty look*
Wonder how long until the next troll gets told to roll for intitiative?
Spellcheck should be my friend!!!!
Was I talking about banned posters or banned oysters? that is the question.
1st and 2nd editions only .... old skewl AD&D
It doesn't matter, the troll got zapped.
Hmm.. banned oysters.. that would be a first level monster, wouldn't it?
Kinda like beating up on a kobold?
*chuckle*
I knew what you meant.
But now we have something new to call banned posters.
Oh yeah.
"Saving throw failed!" -Sadistic DM behind the cardboard wall.
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