Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

[CarolinaGOPer]

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

[timpad]

This one's from Seattle, keeping with the theme...

[Serb5150]

I like cheese, but it gets stuck in my teeth and then I have to pick them in public and fling whatever I find.

[anniegetyourgun]

See #14.....everybody's trying to get into the act, eh? I'd go with 10....esp. in light of the sign up today just for this.

[OSHA]

Here's some sites where you might find some suitable awards.

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[timpad]

at this point who cares, I'm learning some good coffee facts and stuff. Let the rambling thread continue

Oh, I'm all about letting the thread continue...

[TheBigB]

I'd expect that from someone who ate dog food growing up. ;-)

[anniegetyourgun]

It's been this way since the days of the Beatniks.....nothing has changed with libs....not even their fleabitten underwear....

Welcome to FR today.

[Serb5150]

Dog food, cheese, it's all the same when it gets flung. The madness must stop.

[TheBigB]

That thread is fun, but it needs more keywords.

[Americanwolf]

Well it is all the caffine in the coffee don't you know...it is a consipiracy from the government... or conspiracy guy either way it is a conspiracy.

[Publius6961]

I was surprised anybody would walk into a place like that and be surprised. And for godsake, reading Henry Miller today?! That's so quaint! So Fifties!

...so hard to believe.

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Coffee's even cheaper at home. Buy a can of Folgers, a Mr. Coffee machine and you're set.

[BJClinton]

I think that needs to be the official RKBA rating system. I've added it to my homepage for quick reference.

[Publius6961]

LOL

[timpad]

Thanks! Found the "one" in #301 about the same time you did!

[Salgak]

It's a smaller world than we all realize, friend (g)

[Murtyo]

"Coffeehouse" Vs. "Coffeeshop"

"Talk Amongst Yourselves"

[Darksheare]

Already here.
Gave him my special brewing instructions for coffee.

[dansangel]

I caught that.....oh well, 'tis flattery to be copied.

Or some such nonsense.....

[Salgak]

Generally in a 16 ounce blown-glass mug, when I made them at home, generally a 12 ounce-drink plus foam and whipped creme (grin)