What is the Facination with George W. Bush? (ZOT!!! Let's be more creative, shall we?)

[Mind_of_Adam_Smith]

As a long-time conservative, a Viet Nam veteran, lifetime Christian, and as someone with an inquisitive mind, I need to understand why George Bush was chosen to carry the banner of Conservatism?

[NeoCaveman]

Sounded like a democrat to me.

I know but he was pretending to be a libertarian. Love to joke with the psedolibertarians

[stands2reason]

Sprinkle minced troll liberally (snerk) in your favorite recipe!

[Lady Jag]

Some mind.

[tuliptree76]

I was occupied then too...

[trussell]

lol

[Darksheare]

Sometimes telling a troll "Welcome to FR" is like the Kiss of Death.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"all this from a man who, as was discovered in the last election, specifically requested NOT to serve in the war zone."

You phony "Viet Nam Vet"!

ANYBODY who EVER served knows you can't request
NOT to serve in a war zone.

You are an idiot and liar!

[dighton]

“Heh, come over here, kid, learn something. You never know, you might have to cook for twenty guys someday. You see, you start out with a little bit of oil. Then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some tomatoes, tomato paste, you fry it; ya make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil; you shove in all your sausage and your trolls; heh?... And a little bit o' wine. An' a little bit o' sugar, and that's my trick.”

[OSHA]

I thought I smelled something here a little earlier and got my @ss blasted. I'm still not too sure about this guy but I decided to give him time to out himself so I backed off.

[hinckley buzzard]

I guess he forgot he was a "Lifelong Christian."

Yeah. I bet he was a real gen-u-wine Veet-Nam vet too.

[grellis]

My favorite part of the DU troll script:

I've been lurking at this site for years...

[M Kehoe]

Maybe because it appeared that you were welcoming a DU troll to Freerepublic. Did you read his vanity?

Yeah, I read his pap, so? Maybe you miss interpreted my post to the troll?

5.56mm

[Godebert]

"Why do 99 US Senators allow a traitor in their midst? Why is main stream right wing media silent?"

Because they're more concerned about staying on the A-list for the Washington cocktail parties than treason against our country.

[TBarnett34]

I would appreciate meaningful secular answers to these questions.

Okay, here's a well-thought out, meaningful, "secular" answer to your trollish comments:

Don't wizz on the electric fence, troll.

[Darksheare]

I just LOVE that part of the script, it is just so obvious in it's declaration of trolldom.

[Not A Snowbird]

Sounds yummy!

[Darksheare]

I smell somethign there too.
But too many are defending that one.

[OSHA]

He may be all right. My radar sometimes gets false signals.

[international american]

Time to asphalt this troll!

[bad company]

It's cause I'm a dumbass

Hardly. There are certain things that trolls do that send up red flags amoungst those of us that spend too much time on this forum. I doubt if there is a conservative on the planet that thinks that GWB is the second coming of Barry Goldwater. Starting a vanity thread to point out the obvious (and attack GWB) is a good sign. Complaining that GWB isn't conservative enough and then endorsing McCain shows that this troll was just spitballing.

That's what nuked him in my book. Don't worry too much about not picking up on these guys. The the hallmark reason to kick trolls off any board is that they are dishonest. They begin their position from a false premise (one that they themselves don't believe but one that they believe will hurt support for our position or will cause dissention in our ranks, as if we didn't already have plenty of that) Thus open honest debate is not possible.

Welcome to FRee Republic. Sooner or later you'll click on a thread, alarm bells will go off and you'll be trying to remember who to ping for this dingaling.