**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

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[TheBigB]

By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.

To get things started, a favorite cartoon:

[TheBigB]

DIGITAL CAMERA: $500
BOY'S UNDERWEAR: $4
NOT TELLING YOUR COUSIN HIS "SUPERHERO" MASK HAS A SKID MARK: $Priceless

[mewzilla]

Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm...

[dangus]

Did you catch the species name of the guinnea pig? MONASTERIensis!

[EdReform]

LOL!

[PilloryHillary]

[the_devils_advocate_666]

A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don't want to drink at the same bar as this dog. The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot. With that the dog yelped out of the bar and down the street.

A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot. He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

[OXENinFLA]

Here's the problem. You're not logged in.

[mamaduck]

What if that's not where they keep their genitals?

[ZinGirl]

[cyborg]

degenerate

[AUsome Joy]

That is so silly, I can't stop laughing.

[cwiz24]

Some silly newspaper clippings...

[NeoCaveman]

I bet they like it.

[Prime Choice]

And now for everyone's favorite Friday activity: Politically-Incorrect Punchlines!

Yes, thanks to the effete elite Liberals, it's a hate crime to do the wind-up to these jokes, but there's nothing to stop us from publishing the punch lines!

And this week's Top Five are:

1. Nothing. You already told her twice.
2. I don't know either, but it sure can pick lettuce!
3. Try turning the cookie over.
4. The more you bang 'em, the looser they get.
5. Lipstick.

[lilylangtree]

Got a charge out of yours. Hehehehe!

[Petronski]

Me?

[Zacs Mom]

Ooooooo ~ they are seriously cute!! Any chance they might be secretly into "swinging"?

[Fierce Allegiance]

I have one like that, but it involves a girl, a beach and a string.

[Prime Choice]

Shania liked to eat the wild meat!

Hello, Ms. Twain. I don't think we've been properly introduced. My name's Meat. Wild Meat.

[najida]

I don't know! But it was eating my popcorn!